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About me

 I'm Death. You might know me by a different name such as Morality, Demise, or Fate, but "Death" just has a certain ring to it. I've been around since pretty much the beginning of time, so I have had plenty of time to cultivate my brand and figure out what I am truly passionate about. Which is cooking... and my sole purpose is killing, what are the chances?! I am so grateful to have been given the opportunity to work under the strongest and most beautiful force to exist, Nature. For all eternity she has filled the Earth with beautiful vegetation, unique and various creatures, and perfectly crafted environments. It is an honor I am the one who gets to dispose of all of the outdated or unlucky lifeforms. Sometimes it can be a little unpleasant or messy, but usually, I can inflict minimal pain or disease and let the flesh stew for a bit. Once the soul has left the vessel I use the body to create the most delicious and savory dishes to feed Nature for her new creations. It is a glorious and unimaginable cycle. 

 

With this blog, I am hoping to inspire humans and other immortal entities. Death is seen as such a lonely or terrifying experience, but it is important to remember how insignificant and pointless each individual life is in retrospect. Maybe if you see how we harvest and cook your flesh, you will find some solace that you're contributing to the rebirth and continence of our existence. 

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